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Rated 3.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
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THC 19% to 27%


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 Hybrid God’s Green Crack mashes together the names and genetics of Green Crack and God Bud, two strains to create a provocative new variety. Although God’s Green Crack may have a bombastic name, its flowers more than live up to its promise. Its THC content has been measured at high levels, ranging from 19% to 25%. The buds are medium to large in size and have a rounded, slightly tapered shape, like miniature pinecones. They have a characteristically indica structure, with narrow leaves that curl tightly inward toward their central stems. The leaves themselves are a dark shade of forest green, although occasionally, they will show patches of purple as well due to high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Finally, translucent white trichomes and curly orange pistils make these colorful flowers even more eye-catching.

Fans of God’s Green Crack also give the strain high marks when it comes to flavor. A first whiff of the cured flowers will likely detect a woodsy and slightly herbal aroma, with hints of sage or eucalyptus. Closer inspection may pick up on sharp citrus notes as well. Breaking open or grinding up these flowers gives off a rich, hashy scent that may be passed on from parent strain God Bud. When God’s Green Crack is burnt in a pipe or a joint, it gives off a thick and incense-like smoke that is nevertheless very easy to inhale. On the exhale, this smoke tastes woodsy and slightly floral.

Like a bolt out of the blue, God’s Green Crack strikes users soon after they’ve toked on its heavy, aromatic smoke. At first, the strain may exert twitchy effects in the head like an increase in salivation or a throbbing in the temples. These tics subside soon after they’ve arrived, though, and are followed up by a surge in the intensity of the smoker’s thought processes. Certain concepts may seem more fascinating than they otherwise would, while the user’s train of thought it likely to amble around following from one free association to the next. For properly focused and motivated users, these buzzy properties can encourage productivity on work, whether your to-do list includes demanding, analytical tasks or mundane chores. God’s Green Crack can also stoke the fires of creativity, making it useful to those working on open ended personal projects.

Less than an hour after this high has kicked in, though, smokers should plan to be as relaxed as physically possible. God’s Green Crack weighs down consumers’ limbs and eyelids in equal measure, rendering any physical exertion very difficult. At this stage, the bud is well-suited to passive activities like snacking and binge-watching, as smokers give themselves over the flow of their immediate surroundings.

The versatile, multi-layered high that comes with God’s Green Crack can have a range of uses for medical cannabis patients as well. Those with attention deficit disorders may benefit from the strain’s early cerebral properties. Its glow of euphoria, meanwhile, can help to temporarily lift the fog of conditions like stress, depression, PTSD, and anxiety. On the physical end of the spectrum, this bud’s deeply relaxing vibes may soothe aches and pains, whether they’re temporary or chronic, as in the case of conditions like lupus or arthritis. Its tendency to bring about the munchies can even work as an appetite stimulant for those with impaired hunger due to harsh medications or treatments. Because of its sheer intensity, both mental and physical, God’s Green Crack is not recommended for patients who are prone to panic or paranoia.

With a high THC content and a sublime balance between physical and mental effects, God’s Green Crack makes a good all-purpose smoke. It’s enjoyable for cannabis newbies and veterans alike.


  1. Rated 3 out of 5


    Since I cannot find a spot to leave a review, I will leave it here.
    I’m not sure why I haven’t been getting my tracking info lately. I placed an order last week, and still have zero info regarding order. Not very pleased!!
    With that being said, they have great weed for decent prices.

    • Client

      Hi Shalene,

      We apologize for these issues. We are currently short staffed, as well as working on a transition for the company. We do our best to provide the best service as we can, hence the reasons for the bonuses. We understand at times we cannot be prompt on our orders, we are compensating with these bonuses. We hope this balances out the situation. If you are still dissatisfied please email us at

      all other emails currently are shutdown.

      Thanks for always being a supportive client. want to make sure you have a smile with us!!

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